Over the past couple of years, it has become apparent that our society is deteriorating. However, that shouldn’t be a sign of discouragement. We need happiness and blessings. Recently, depression and suicide rates have been through the roof! The antithesis of depression is happiness. If we’re intent on diminishing depression, what must we do? We must spread happiness and blessings. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s funny we should come to that conclusion. The name “Asher” actually means happy. Therefore, to spread happiness and blessings, we must name more people Asher!
While this might sound like a bogus claim, I have science to back it up. In 2018, Asher ranked as the 47th most popular name in the US. In 2018, the US had a suicide rate of 14.2 per 100,000 people. In 2020, when Asher rose to the 32nd most popular name in the US, suicides dropped to 13.5 per 100,000 people. Clearly, statistics are showing that there is a direct correlation between the name Asher and suicides. This glorious name actually drops the suicide rate!
This is a petition stating the obvious and very subtle fact that Asher is the greatest name to ever be conceived by the human mind. However, I’m not sexist. I’ll grant that Ashley is a close second.
If you agree that Asher and Ashley are the greatest names ever, sign your name on this petition! Spread happiness and blessings! Cheers!
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