The world is coming to a state of degeneracy. We often speak of the “Good ol’ days,” but I dare to ask the question, what made those days so great? Without a doubt, our ancestors lived more grueling lives than us. Not only did they lack the modern privileges we have in air conditioning, easily accessible water, the internet—and with it, no limits to learning—but they also had more grueling lives as well. Work was tough. On the surface, from a merely lifestyle-based measurement, our lives are far superior to theirs. So, why do we address it as the “good ol’ days”? The answer is, people were what made them the good ol’ days. They had character, personality, and most importantly, good phrases. If we are to return to the good ol’ days and have our great-grandchildren admire us, we must return to our roots and honor our ancestors; we must follow in their example; we must say “cool beans.” This is a petition calling for the reemergence of “cool beans.”

If you believe in this noble cause, spread the word: #CoolBeansAin’tOutdated

7 responses to “Why Your Dad Thinks You’re a Failure”

  1. butterflyonpurplerose Avatar

    XD This is hilarious! 😂 Also, in the title, do you mean to say “thinks” instead of “think?”

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  2. Asher Sisneros Avatar

    Haha, thank you! :O Yes! That is what I meant! Thanks for that also.

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  3. The Junglefowl Avatar

    That post was……………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. cool beans. 😎

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    1. Asher Sisneros Avatar

      I like the way you think. 😉

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      1. The Junglefowl Avatar

        Thanks, I do too… sometimes. Other times I wish my mind would be quiet. Lol!

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  4. charmainerusin Avatar

    So you’re saying my father thinks I’m a failure because I do not say “cool beans?” Interesting. I shall try to say cool beans more often and maybe then he’ll let me get a phone.

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